via jjaacckkssoonn: DOTS : ELEMENTS Get the fuck outta here with that !!! don’t make DOTS look like Extreme Men’s toiletries. Just keep DOTS looking the way they have always looked. I guarantee absolutely nobody has ever complained about the DOTS package design! The new DOTS Flavors/Elements : WATER = GREEN TEA - people that eat regular DOTS drink Sunny Delight and Mountain Dew, not Green Tea . EARTH = POMEGRANATE - the Pomegranate was the Antioxidant saviorfruit of 2002, let Mangosteen or Acai get their shine. People that eat regular DOTS eat mealy Red Delicious apples from gas stations if they eat fruit at all. FIRE = CINNAMON - Hot Tamales without the good outer layer. AIR = WINTERGREEN - If you ever see someone eat an entire box of Wintergreen flavored DOTS on their own free will, get the f*&# away from them…

via jjaacckkssoonn:

DOTS : ELEMENTS

Get the fuck outta here with that !!! don’t make DOTS look like Extreme Men’s toiletries. Just keep DOTS looking the way they have always looked. I guarantee absolutely nobody has ever complained about the DOTS package design!

The new DOTS Flavors/Elements :

WATER = GREEN TEA - people that eat regular DOTS drink Sunny Delight and Mountain Dew, not Green Tea .

EARTH = POMEGRANATE - the Pomegranate was the Antioxidant saviorfruit of 2002, let Mangosteen or Acai get their shine. People that eat regular DOTS eat mealy Red Delicious apples from gas stations if they eat fruit at all.

FIRE = CINNAMON - Hot Tamales without the good outer layer.

AIR = WINTERGREEN - If you ever see someone eat an entire box of Wintergreen flavored DOTS on their own free will, get the f*&# away from them…