Dear Oprah

Dear Oprah,

I just watched the video of you touring a typical Danish home.

Your reaction of everything being the “whole bathroom” or the “whole bedroom”, and your astonishment that a family could live in this space, is part of the problem with our beautiful country. Its the reason the American suburbs, filled with isolated McMansions where everyone desires a 2000 sq ft bathroom, are seen as positive and not negative.

Hopefully this trip to a place where happiness is driven by things like people “spending time with each other” and “riding bikes” will effect you in a positive way and you will open the minds of your viewers. Thanks so much.

Love,
Matt

p.s. sorry to use so many ” “.