Mr.
Matt
Spangler

Seriously, Gervais should be the mandatory host for all Hollywood award shows. He would have a FIELD DAY at the Grammy’s. 

Via arainert:

Well put. This was fucking fantastic.

cajunboy:

They don’t hate you because you made fun of them Ricky. No, they hate you because you’ve somehow managed to not lose your sanity and your soul while existing in their soulless, insane universe, thus you’ve maintained the ability to recognize the smell of rotting horseshit when you’re in the same room with it. AND you have Fuck You Money, so who cares if you burn a bridge or 100.

Well done, sir. Well done.

(via arainert)

Thank goodness someone brings a little sense of humor to the game sometimes. 

via peterwknox:

Weekend Winner: John Daly’s Pants [Last Night’s Winner]

via juliasegal:

Well played…

Pure genius…and just in time for my Christmas shopping.

via soupsoup via petswhowanttokillthemselves:

It’s here!
The War and Peace of cute suicidal pet books hit the shelves today to change the face of literature as we know it. I don’t want to brag, but it’s getting better reviews than the new Philip Roth. If you like pets, America, books or shit jokes, you owe it to yourself to buy a gazillion now. They make perfect stocking stuffers, wedding presents and projectiles.
Support your local indie bookshop, unless it’s already gone out of business in which case order here.

thedailywhat:

Problem solved.

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